My Review on The Hills Season Premiere

I cannot believe I watched The Hills Season Premiere Today. Those girls are so boring, yet I watch it. Forgive me, brain I CANNOT HELP IT.

I think Audrinas face just spasses out everytime she tries to think of something to say. Like her wacky eyes are always combating her beaver chuck teeth to see which ones are more dorky.

SERIOUSLY is there anything these girls can do other then put on a lot of makeup and talk about their stupid friendships or the guys that they meet that they actually just meet so that they can be on tv.
for example this Doug guy. There's a reason Lauren has not seen him for 4 years. He didn't want to see her but then they "coincidentally" meet after she has a hit show. My man doug just wants to be famous like HEIDI's sister. "Maybe I can just come live with you, Heidi" HAHAH she sooo wants to be famous like her sister.
BTW. These bitches should not be famous. They are so talentless, they are not even designers which they say they are, they are not even friends. All their "friends" just want to be friends with them so they can make an apperance on their mindNUMBLINGLY boring show so that they can somehow get a career or some papparazzi time out of it.

and this bitch Lo? Tell her to go back to Laguna Beach. Girl is so annoying and butt buddy to Lauren its ridiculous. Lauren would drop her but shes too dumb to see that she just "MOVED TO L.A." so that she can be on the show. duh

Whitney seems to be the only one that wants a career not from the show but from her pure talent. She could easily be a model but choses to do what she really wants to. Even though she sounds really dumb and i Hate her voice, gotta give the girl some respect for not taking the easy way.

It's funny to see Heidi from the first season to this season to see what fame has done to her face. Lip surgery, nose surgery, boob job , A LOT OF MAKEUP and a hipper style. She has changed so much. She's no longer the cute innocent troublemaking Heidi. Suddenly she is to be taken seriously with her monster boobs and angelina jolie lips, and her annoying and dumb as rocks boy friend Spencer. Ok Heidi. Mission accomplished.
-Until next week

Beyonce's Sister's new music video and FIERCE style - Sandcastle Disco

I have to say that Beyonce's Sister, Solange, looks just like her only about 30 lbs lighter. Their voices are also really similiar except Solange's is much less harsher. But her new song Sandcaste Disco is soo 70s Dico. It's such a good song, I love it. I can see myself just relaxing or running or just it makes me so happy! i love it. Take a listen!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7qFGeAqq1M

Cooking in under 10 minutes: Cooking for Kitchen Idiots: EASIEST HEALTIEST PANCAKES EVER MADE

Most Americans are on the go almost all the time because now we have to work twice as hard and make less then we did before becuase our struggling economy blah blah blahhh.
So here are some recipes and how to do everything in the kitchen for those of you who just are horrible in the kitchen and who only have 10 minutes and just want something satisfying and easy to make

Healthy Easy-to-Make but still Delicious Pancakes - 360 calories
-->makes 2 medium pancakes

Heat up small pan then get the following ingredients

1/2 cup fat-free milk or 1% or even soy milk
1 egg
a little less then 1/2 cup of flour or whole wheat flour
teaspoon of vanilla extract
(if you do not care about calories add 1/2 cup of sugar, if you do care ad splenda instead)

Get a small mixing bowl and mix up the milk and egg
Then pour in half the flour and mix, then slowly pour in the remaining flour while mixing it until the thickness is good enough for you.
Go throw in a very thin layer of olive oil in the pan. After 30 seconds start pour in half the pancake mix. Flip after 2minutes. When done put on plate, oh yeh your going to need a plate ;)
Then slap on another thin layer of olive oil and wait 20seconds and pour in the remaining pancake mix and repeat. When done put on your plate.
Go get some strawberries or blueberries or whatever other fruit you like and cut it up and put on top of the pancakes then get some syrup and spread it around. I would reccommend Coombs Family Farms 100% Pure Organic Maple Syrup but any like Aunt Jemima will due.

And there you are- awesome REALLY EASY to make with the least amount of ingredients posssible to make PANCAKESs and they are actually healthy you have your calcium with dairy in the milk, protein and fat with the egg and the yolk and then your whole grains with the flour. Also fruit with the fruit if you want fruit on it and the syrup can be left out but the added bonus with the organic maple syrup really aids in digestion. yumm ENJOY.

Let me tell you what's going on with this economy

So from my understanding the leading banks in the United States were getting so arrogant during the big real estate boom a couple years back. They actually thought that the outrageous housing prices were going to keep getting higher and higher so what these "invinsible" banks decided to do was give morgages, 200,000-a couple million dollar loans on houses, to people who did not meet the usual standards thus being called "sub-prime" borrowers which led to the sub-prime morgage debacle so often heard. So these people got these morgages but really had a cold day in hell of actually paying them off. And if that wasn't enough these banks like Merrill Lynch and Citigrop bundled up these morgages together which made securities - called morgage backed securities and sold them overseas, just to see if they could fool even more people. Yes people in China and Japan, thinking American banks knew what they were doing bought these in mass bulk. They just bought so much of it that they were now in it as much as we were.

So just a recap- our wonderful banks of the USA not only gave crazy ass loans to many many people who did not meet regulated standards to pay back their loan on their morgages but THEN the banks bundled these morgages up and thought "hey, who else can i screw" and sold them overseas to investment banks. By doing this they got the whole world involved, and boy did it have repurcussions.

What I am trying to figure out is WHO GOT AWAY WITH BEING SO DUMB FOR SO LONG. Helllo aren't these like the smartest people in the worlddd. Hmm lets sell sub-prime morgage backed securities overseas that probably would not get paid back by the red necks who thought they could pay off their morgages and lets just sell them to EVERYONEE so that the global economy can just crash sometime. Luckily they have stopped their idiot ways but only to see ourselves flirt with a recession so that oil prices skyrocket and normal consumer goods cost more then i feel comfortable spending on. So now i feel guilty going out to eat or even buying a really cute dress that i probably don't need but woudln't feel so guilty about because of those damn banks who lent to people who had little hope of ever paying off their morgages.
That's what you get for not beliving in what goes up must come down. Duh. If the housing marketing just kept going up and up and the economy was just excellent and SORING and dandy then everything would have been dandy and well I think most of us have lived long enough to realize that dandy and perfect is just not the order of the natural world and things do NOT stay perfect forever. So let's hope we can dig ourselves out of this one. I mean those 'stimulus packages' our grand ole president sent out sure as HELL has not made one damn difference. I mean $500 dollars, and they expect us to buy stuff with that. Hell no, i have so much debt that i have to shove that into payments which is exactly what this stimulus package DOES NOT want us to do, but most of us have to becuase we HAVE NO CHOICE BECAUSE TEH BANKS SCREWED THE COUNTRY UP and now we are going to have a new president McCain or Obama who hardly know anything about the economy.
UGH. God can you hear us?

Summer Movies - Hancock, Wanted, Zohan, Sex and the City, Dark Knight

So obviously last Summer with Spiderman 3 out, we all had very high hopes. But that SUCKED. It was bascally Tobey McQuire sulking the whole time and then when he got his strange bad ass side bangs he became 'bad'. That by the way had some very laugh out loud moments, not really good for the movie though. That movie was just so bad.

On to this summer. So Sex and the City started the summer out decently. I mean I was told it was going to be so amazing and I would absolutely love it but it turned out to be a little bit of a let down. I mean they were all crying most of the movie. Samantha wasnt being her slutty self and just sitting in a house with at one point sushi on herself. Miranda was having a piti-party and Charolette was selfabsorbed as usual with her adopted small asian girl. Which was fine but how Big didn't make it to the wedding on time and then he was going to marry Carrie but Carrie got "carried away" and threw a hissy fit and then he coudlnt explain himself, it was kind of a mess, put it did indeed have a happy ending with them all finding their own paths in their designated lives.

On to You Do Not Mess with the Zohan. The Adam Sandler movie. I do not have much to say for this disguistingly horrible just REALLY BAD movie that was not funny in any way and was just the worst waste of time. Did i really sit through this entire movie. Sadly, I did and I hate myself for it because it was so SO soso bad. Adam Sandler could have made a comeback but I cannot believe this movie was this bad. A former solider who comes to america to be a hair cutter and then bangs all the old ladies whose hair he cuts and then somehow the hot young woman who owns the hair place falls in love with him after seeing him do all this stuff. That is just so ridiculous. Yes I konw I walked in knowing it was going to be crazy but come on ADAM! What happened to those Big Daddy days. I want those back!

And then there was Hancock. Which looked oh so promising especially with Will Smith being the amazing, charasmatic character he is. It started off with some real great potential but then got really strange and just not right when Charlize Therons character became involved. I mean they were made as a pair only so that they can never be together? Really? ...Really? No. Is this really what moves have come to. Just mindless bull. They think just because they put Charlize and Will Smith in the same movie it will somehow magically be good and turn out big numbers? Well numbers yes, but good, definetely not.

Then there was Wanted which in previews looked really good. Ah the tricks of advertising and marketing. It looked so bad ass and awesome but turned out to be cartoonish mixed with a dark sense of humor. I did however like the fact that he ended up killing his father and that Angelina Jolie sacrifices the whole team including herself for the greater good. Kill 1, Save 1000 right? well she saved like 10,000 right there. And Morgan Freeman as the bad guy? I feel like we could ahve seen that one coming. All in all you had to fit a certain niche to really enjoy and like this movie. But if you like most of Anglina Jolies works you will probably enjoy this.

And then the Dark Knight. What a solid movie. Have to give it up to Heath Ledger. Did such a stunning job as the Joker. Just such a dark character that he portrayed beautifully. Usually people are just blown away by Christian Bale but did not even notice his acting skills compared to Heath Ledger no wonder Heath got all the attention for this movie. Is taht why Christian beat up his mom and sister after the movie came out, was he that pissed that he for one was not the star of the show? Who knows.

SO NOT HOT right now - When Celebrity Fashion went so wrong

So, yes I admit to reading many more tabloids then I should and that I do secretly enjoy them while bashing them in front of others. I ADMIT IT. I love seeing what the celebs are wearing -even PARIS AND LINDSEY. I cannot wait to see if any of them gained any weight or if they got plasic surgery or anything. Its just so exciting in my little world. But can I just say that if I were a celebrity I would totally be wearing way better and more flattering items of clothing.
I mean these chicas are STARVINGG themselves and getting rail thin all to what- look like an extra in a goth peter pan play or to be non-distinguisable from a homeless guy. I mean seriously these celebrities are basically wearing glorified spandex everywhere they go and call them 'leggings' and a 'fashion trend'. EW. I think they look like they are about to take off and fly away to Neverland. Only the thing that should be going to Never-EVER-wear-that-again-LAND are those pitiful tight things they wear to cover their annorexic legs. I mean seriously. If i barely ate and looked that skinny I would flaunt it all over town, not hide behind those 'boho chic' rags or those makeshift peterpan pants. THEY KNOW everyone is watching them, yet they choose to wear these hideous things and hide their tiny bodies behind those oversized and stuffed with annoying dog bags. Yet everytime they wear something that is unflattering or slightly makes them look like they have gained 5 lbs. makes me just that much happier with my life. Yeah its shallow and yeah I have no life but you have to admit, it does bring them down from their pedistal. Especially those HILLS girls. Most mindless girls I have ever seen/tried not to hear in my life. Most of the show is the girls just sitting there or standing talking about some relationship that probably wont work becuase both parties are just MINDBLOWINGLY DULL and boring and dumb and SOO DULL. Yet this is what everyone is watching. And also the sad part is that I actually watch it too. Why? I have no idea. Maybe because their mindblowingly dull conversations and obviously not so 'reality' based lives are slightly more intriguing then anything im doing at the time. Yeah thats probably it. But lets get back to the fashion.-

what is UP with those huge sunglasses that make them look like human bugs. Who decided that wearing huge circular glasses that cover most of your face make you look good? Where are their stylists!? Yes I understand that sunglasses protect their eyes from the sunrays but usually when they wear them they are indoors or its dark outside! And when they ARE outside do they really need to protect their upper checks and half of their foreheads? Whatever happened to those sunglasses that just covered your eyes and were used for the sole purpose of protecting your eyes from the sun. Now we have to look like 5-foot tall walking insects in the name of some kind of fashion statement? I dont think so ill just stick to my regular sunglasses.

Also whats up with the scarves? They all live in L.A. its usually 70-90 degrees there. They are wearing tanktops with sunglasses and then some huge ugly scarf that really does not serve any purpose. Why not throw on a huge jacket and some Ugg boots while they are at it. I would not put it past them. So i dont get it-the summer heat does not effect ur arms but ur just like hey my neck is cold in this heat, im going to throw on a scarf? I just do not understand. Or i do and I just cant explain it in words