My Review on The Hills Season Premiere

I cannot believe I watched The Hills Season Premiere Today. Those girls are so boring, yet I watch it. Forgive me, brain I CANNOT HELP IT.

I think Audrinas face just spasses out everytime she tries to think of something to say. Like her wacky eyes are always combating her beaver chuck teeth to see which ones are more dorky.

SERIOUSLY is there anything these girls can do other then put on a lot of makeup and talk about their stupid friendships or the guys that they meet that they actually just meet so that they can be on tv.
for example this Doug guy. There's a reason Lauren has not seen him for 4 years. He didn't want to see her but then they "coincidentally" meet after she has a hit show. My man doug just wants to be famous like HEIDI's sister. "Maybe I can just come live with you, Heidi" HAHAH she sooo wants to be famous like her sister.
BTW. These bitches should not be famous. They are so talentless, they are not even designers which they say they are, they are not even friends. All their "friends" just want to be friends with them so they can make an apperance on their mindNUMBLINGLY boring show so that they can somehow get a career or some papparazzi time out of it.

and this bitch Lo? Tell her to go back to Laguna Beach. Girl is so annoying and butt buddy to Lauren its ridiculous. Lauren would drop her but shes too dumb to see that she just "MOVED TO L.A." so that she can be on the show. duh

Whitney seems to be the only one that wants a career not from the show but from her pure talent. She could easily be a model but choses to do what she really wants to. Even though she sounds really dumb and i Hate her voice, gotta give the girl some respect for not taking the easy way.

It's funny to see Heidi from the first season to this season to see what fame has done to her face. Lip surgery, nose surgery, boob job , A LOT OF MAKEUP and a hipper style. She has changed so much. She's no longer the cute innocent troublemaking Heidi. Suddenly she is to be taken seriously with her monster boobs and angelina jolie lips, and her annoying and dumb as rocks boy friend Spencer. Ok Heidi. Mission accomplished.
-Until next week